Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping
through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo it” I’m just saying......
Sincerely,
Google
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely,
That Little Triangle
Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely,
God
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco....
Sincerely,
United States
Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
Sincerely,
Parents Everywhere
Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely,
Superman
Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely,
Nail Salon Ladies
Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely,
Alcohol
Dear Mr. Gump
WTF are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells
you EXACTLY what you're gonna get....
Sincerely,
Jenny
Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some
Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely,
The Mayans
Dear iPhone,
Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words.
You piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone User
Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,
Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go?
Sincerely,
Terrified
Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up...
Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore
Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant
Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world
and I was here first.
Sincerely,
Dr. Pepper
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Animals in the Italian Language
4 months ago
This is hilarious, I was dying of laughter by number 2 and it kept going!
ReplyDeleteOh, and quick question, is your son still in Iraq? G kept being moved around so I haven't sent packages but they were going out this week and thought I would check!
The Twilight one is pure genius. Very funny!
ReplyDeleteYou are so funny! Just what I needed!
ReplyDeleteyou are truly silly.
ReplyDeletei really like you!
This made my morning, truly! Hysterical - I'm sending a link to this to everyone I know 'cause they all need a good laugh this morning! Excellent.
ReplyDeleteThis post made me LoL over and over again. Super funny! Also wanted to thank you for stopping by My Life As A Foreigner, happy I could make you LoL also, although I seriously doubt you laughed as much as I just did. Thanks for sharing!
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